

Political HumorThe British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been recategorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.Political Humor
Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "
This is the crime we commiteed
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China's demorcracyIntroduction: China is a bustling country with a growing population of 1.3 billion. The huge country’s economic reforms have led to an explosive growth in its economy and it has shaken the world. Yet for China to truly become prosperous, one more reform is needed: political reform from communism to democracy . A Chinese democracy.China's demorcracy
China should find its own path to democracy and its own kind of democracy. The US always boasts of its democratic system as the glowing example for the world to follow. But if China blindly copies America’s democracy it will fail. The reason that such action will
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Well, what are you then?
- Part of the Power that would
Always wish Evil, and always works the Good.
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Creator of Miriku and obsessive Jet fangirl from ATLA. You know you luw that boy! <3
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If fish could fly, then we are all fucked.
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Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
The reason fur is more looked down upon as opposed to leather, is because it's safer to harass rich women than it is to harass bikers.
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I know my english is bad, you just have to stand it
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"...I can be cruel, but let me be gentle with you..."
~~Be careful...it's dumb out there.
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If fish could fly, then we are all fucked.
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[03:51] Mmmm chaos: "i wonder what would happen if I walked around with my penor out"
[03:51] Mmmm chaos: ROFL
[03:51] PangPangTy: DDD:
[03:51] PangPangTy: he'd get blown! BY THE WIND
[03:51] PangPangTy: LOL
[03:51] Mmmm chaos: OR YOU. LOL
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It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.
Heading to the Edinburgh Fringe this year?
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For Christ sake YES that is James/Kojiro from Pokemon with boobs in my icon and here's the link to it [link] ! Now STOP asking me!!
on a place called "Fickle Hill"
in arcata
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If fish could fly, then we are all fucked.
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You can never truly love someone 'til they love you too.
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Watch me soar, watch me fall.
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"We are the people our parents warned us about."
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You can never truly love someone 'til they love you too.
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Watch me soar, watch me fall.
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you could go to the nomad system, kill nomads and get their energy weapon
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"You make no sense!"
'Of course I don't, I cant control your nerves'
"What?!!?!?"
'Since when have I been able to control your senses?"
"Im so lost"
'Me too, maybe I shouldn't have eaten that map'
"....I hate you...."
'Awww crap...."
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"If I don't hang on to my hopes and dreams, nobody else will.."-me
DesertRose
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I will only love you if you love me, and if you love me I will love you for Ever
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.All.I.Want.Is.Everything.-.Am.I.Asking.Too.Much.?.
AFTER EVERY FLIGHT, QANTAS AUSTRALIA PILOTS FILL OUT A FORM, CALLED A “GRIPE SHEET”, WHICH TELLS MECHANICS ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THE AIRCRAFT. THE MECHANICS CORRECT THE PROBLEMS, DOCUMENT THEIR REPAIRS ON THE FORM, AND THEN PILOTS REVIEW THE GRIPE SHEETS BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT GROUND CREWS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR. HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL MAINTENANCE COMPLAINTS SUBMITTED BY QANTAS’ PILOTS.
BY THE WAY, QANTAS IS THE ONLY MAJOR AIRLINE THAT HAS NEVER, EVER, HAD AN ACCIDENT.
P = PILOTS
M = MECHANICS
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
M: Almost replaced left inside main tire
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough
M: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft
P: Something loose in cockpit
M: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
M: Live bugs on back-order
P: Auto-pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
M: Cannot reproduce problem on ground
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
M: Evidence removed
P: DME volume unbelievably loud
M: DME volume set to more believable level
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
M: That’s what friction locks are for
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode
M: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode
P: Suspected crack in windshield
M: Suspect you’re right
P: Number 3 engine missing
M: Engine found on right wing after brief search
P: Aircraft handles funny
M: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious
P: Target radar hums
M: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics
P: Mouse in cockpit
M: Cat installed
AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer
M: Took hammer away from midget
Happy Flying!!!!!!!
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