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This is the crime we commiteed

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Journal Entry: Fri Dec 15, 2006, 7:07 PM
today I watched a video on bio-diversity. It suddenly occured to me that the way the video persented the issue made it look like the big companies are trying to squish out biodiversity while the little farmers are trying to maintain bio-diversity. So I thought it would funny if the following happened.


Biodiversity Anonymous

Member A: “Biodiversity is my friend.”
Member B: “I like biodiversity.”

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Fratellis
  • Reading: GEOG 1020

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  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: Ottawa, ON, Canada
  • Interests: Reading, writting, computer games, anything that requires the brain to crank at full power.
  • Favourite movie: Harry Potter IV
  • Favourite genre of music: Classical, or death metal
  • Operating System: Windows XP, soon to be Vista so I can play Halo 2 on my computer
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Favourite game: Halo and Freelancer
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: tachkoma
  • Tools of the Trade: My compaq laptop, Canon Ixus430 digital camera

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~ShedirAchird:iconShedirAchird: Mar 22, 2008, 12:55:59 AM Mood: Love
Thanks for :+fav:.

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~Asumei:iconAsumei: Dec 16, 2007, 3:44:25 PM
thank you for the :+devwatch:, that makes my day! :floating: your gallery is pretty cool - that political humor reminds me of the 'axis of evil wannabees' article by John Cleese
~TouchingZeEyes:iconTouchingZeEyes: Jan 19, 2007, 7:00:01 PM
Thank you for the fave! :boogie: It is really apreciated. <3

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~PsyK1ck:iconPsyK1ck: Nov 20, 2006, 9:35:31 PM
Thank you for the favorite!!!!!!!!

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~WeissEngel:iconWeissEngel: Nov 6, 2006, 9:29:58 PM
Thank you for the faves! :wave:

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The reason fur is more looked down upon as opposed to leather, is because it's safer to harass rich women than it is to harass bikers.
~Althalos:iconAlthalos: Nov 6, 2006, 10:06:38 AM
Thanks for the comment =)

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~ProsePetals:iconProsePetals: Oct 26, 2006, 7:34:35 AM
Thanks for the :+devwatch: :)...I need to have a look at your writing in a little while. :) Remind me, though, cos I'm going offline in a bit for a few hours.

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"...I can be cruel, but let me be gentle with you..."

~~Be careful...it's dumb out there.
~PsyK1ck:iconPsyK1ck: Oct 7, 2006, 11:09:36 AM
Thanks for the fave :)

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If fish could fly, then we are all fucked.
~Unforgiven3:iconUnforgiven3: Oct 2, 2006, 10:05:46 PM
appreciate the fav :]

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[03:51] Mmmm chaos: ROFL
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[03:51] PangPangTy: he'd get blown! BY THE WIND
[03:51] PangPangTy: LOL
[03:51] Mmmm chaos: OR YOU. LOL
*ebony66136:iconebony66136: Sep 26, 2006, 5:26:42 AM
Thanks for the fav. :hug:

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Heading to the Edinburgh Fringe this year?
~JilliefromChile:iconJilliefromChile: Aug 25, 2006, 7:10:28 PM
Hey I'm your 300th page view.
*Hentai-Sweetie:iconHentai-Sweetie: Aug 4, 2006, 10:45:19 PM
Thanks for the watch

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For Christ sake YES that is James/Kojiro from Pokemon with boobs in my icon and here's the link to it [link] ! Now STOP asking me!! :faq:
~PsyK1ck:iconPsyK1ck: Aug 3, 2006, 9:59:13 PM
Place called "The Edge"
on a place called "Fickle Hill"
in arcata

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~serafina05:iconserafina05: Jun 28, 2006, 10:41:33 PM
oh thank you! :D im glad it did.

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~junzhe2002:iconjunzhe2002: Jun 28, 2006, 8:12:38 PM
It was very interesting, and made my day a whole lot brighter.

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~blush-ed:iconblush-ed: Jun 28, 2006, 11:56:58 AM
thanx for the :+fav: :)

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~serafina05:iconserafina05: Jun 28, 2006, 11:51:35 AM
Thanks very much for the fave on Two Perfect Strangers.

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~junzhe2002:iconjunzhe2002: Jun 25, 2006, 7:43:30 PM
sweet. I got a mod called nomad battleship. I could drive around in a Nomad Battleship, but it can't dock with any tradelines, it just gets stuck.

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~PsyK1ck:iconPsyK1ck: Jun 25, 2006, 11:55:34 AM
It was on a mode called The Void
you could go to the nomad system, kill nomads and get their energy weapon :)

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'Awww crap...."
~MizuTakishima:iconMizuTakishima: Jun 19, 2006, 7:48:02 PM
I shall watch you! :D

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~Desert-Rose01:iconDesert-Rose01: Jun 19, 2006, 5:58:27 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: Desert Flower
DesertRose

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~Angel-of-spirit:iconAngel-of-spirit: Jun 19, 2006, 12:28:49 PM
Thanks for the fav! :)

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~Uchupi:iconUchupi: Jun 15, 2006, 9:21:22 AM
Thankieeeees for the :+fav:!!! :thanks:

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~junzhe2002:iconjunzhe2002: Jun 12, 2006, 10:10:24 PM
AIRLINE LAUGHS

AFTER EVERY FLIGHT, QANTAS AUSTRALIA PILOTS FILL OUT A FORM, CALLED A “GRIPE SHEET”, WHICH TELLS MECHANICS ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THE AIRCRAFT. THE MECHANICS CORRECT THE PROBLEMS, DOCUMENT THEIR REPAIRS ON THE FORM, AND THEN PILOTS REVIEW THE GRIPE SHEETS BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT GROUND CREWS LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR. HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL MAINTENANCE COMPLAINTS SUBMITTED BY QANTAS’ PILOTS.

BY THE WAY, QANTAS IS THE ONLY MAJOR AIRLINE THAT HAS NEVER, EVER, HAD AN ACCIDENT.

P = PILOTS

M = MECHANICS

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement

M: Almost replaced left inside main tire

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough

M: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft

P: Something loose in cockpit

M: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield

M: Live bugs on back-order

P: Auto-pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent

M: Cannot reproduce problem on ground

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear

M: Evidence removed

P: DME volume unbelievably loud

M: DME volume set to more believable level

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

M: That’s what friction locks are for

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode

M: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode

P: Suspected crack in windshield

M: Suspect you’re right

P: Number 3 engine missing

M: Engine found on right wing after brief search

P: Aircraft handles funny

M: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious

P: Target radar hums

M: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics

P: Mouse in cockpit

M: Cat installed

AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer

M: Took hammer away from midget

Happy Flying!!!!!!!

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